Who this was built for

Nela, one of the dogs this site was built for
Nela
Bruno, one of the dogs this site was built for
Bruno

This is Nela and Bruno! They convert dog food into poo at a rate that was once believed by science to be impossible — making every gram of kibble count.

Doggy Portions started with a simple, annoying question: how much should I actually be feeding these two? Every calculator online either buried the answer behind a six-step form, spoke in clinical shorthand, or asked for our dogs’ names and then forgot them the moment we closed the tab.

So this one is built on three rules:

No AI-generated dog photos, no stock-photo golden retriever gazing into the middle distance. Just a tool made by someone who actually has to buy the kibble.

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